Sweet, Spicy Soap Looking for Licorice Lover

Sweet, Spicy Soap Looking for Licorice Lover

Nice to Meet You: I'm Black Licorice Bar Soap.

You're either going to love me, or hate me.

My Self Summary

Yeah that's right, I'm the same black licorice you either love or hate to eat, and I'm not going to apologize for it. If I'm not your thing, that's cool. Leave me here for someone who will truly appreciate me.

Now that we've got that out of the way, let me tell you a few things about myself. I may be spicy, but I'm also very sweet. I not only cleanse deeply thanks to my activated charcoal, I also gently exfoliate because I've got kaolin clay in here. Yes, that's fennel you smell... and also anise. And what's that? Just a hint of lemon underneath. Maybe I'll show it to you when we get to know each other a little better.

What I'm Doing With My Life

Kicking your stress to the curb. "Who, me?" you ask, looking around as if there's someone else here. YES, you. Even if you trash talk me, I'm still taking out your worries like the trash because that's just what I do. You're welcome.

I'm Really Good At 

Well, let's see. First, we've got fennel: eases constipation, combats anorexia, subdues hiccups, reduces flatulence (again, you're welcome). Fennel can also help ease many menstrual and menopausal complaints, and on top of that, it happens to be a great stress buster, too.

Then, there's the anise. It smells almost the same, but boasts its own set of strengths. It's a great morning pick-me-up, for one thing (which, of course, makes me a perfect addition to your morning shower). Like fennel, anise can help with cramps, flatulence and indigestion. As a powerful antiseptic and expectorant, you'll love my anise when you're fighting a tough cold. It's also wonderful for muscular aches and pains.

And lastly, the lemon essential oil. This classic adds a nice kick of joy to my scent, as if I needed any more "zest." But here we are. BAM!

Favourite Books, Movies, Shows, Music and Food

My favourites, predictably, are contentious titles. My favourite films include Avatar; Eyes Wide Shut; Prometheus and anything by Quentin Tarantino. My favourite shows of all time are LOST and Big Brother. I don't read much, but when I do, it's usually Chuck Palahniuk or Kurt Vonnegut. When I'm driving, I listen to KISS; when I'm unwinding, I listen to Dave Matthews Band; and when I'm partying I play Skrillex. Saw him in Vegas. It was amazing.

My favourite foods include olives, cilantro, marzipan, raisins, coconut and blue cheese.

The Six Things I Could Never Do Without

  • My Chucks
  • Social media (especially Instagram)
  • Kickboxing
  • My drums
  • Laughter

On a Typical Friday Night I Am...

Playing a vampire RPG with my buds. Hit me up if you wanna join.

You Should Message Me If...

You wanna join that vampire RPG. You need me to kick your stress's butt. You want to start the day (or night) off right... know what I'm sayin'? You appreciate black licorice. You think I'm pretty.

Posted by Lindsay on 5/11/2018 to Product Personal Ads

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